Porter "The Bitch" Williams...

I, Porter Williams was born many (dog) years ago...
I had a tough life growing up. Growing up for me was an EXTREREMLEY tough job. Laying down ALL day, with my big floppy ears was extremely tough on my body.
When I was growing up as a puppy, I mainly liked to sleep, and play with my best friend in the WHOLE wide world Moi.
We played for a long time. Moi, sadly went up to the doggy bones in the sky much sooner that expected, and I had to live my own adventures, being the only person making sure Alex doesnt put his stupid organic food in the fridge.
While flying around the Capitol, making sure that white commissioners do not say anything about holes being black, because it is offensive to the black community of the world, I was caught on camera, by a local news crew, becomming the star of America. With my picture floating around the Interwebs forever.
Sadly, by the age of 3, my back legs were completely broken, and useless.